you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
tell me about the fingering
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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