oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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