you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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