babies were throwing up all over the place
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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