it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
My penis needs a shock collar
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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