if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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