Whatcha textin bout Willis?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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