Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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