You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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