How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
