He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
