How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
