He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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