Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
