your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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