Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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