We're facebook friends in real life
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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