Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Randomize
