so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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