Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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