what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
And then the night went full on bisexual.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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