I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
