Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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