i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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