I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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