If i come over, it means nothing
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
