Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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