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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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