There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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