Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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