"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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