Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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