I love black thongs
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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