my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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