Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
a search helicopter?!
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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