Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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