White coat. Heels.
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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