So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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