Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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