love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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