I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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