grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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