we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
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