Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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