Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
