So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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