I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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