Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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