So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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