You're so nebulous sometimes
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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