1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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