I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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