their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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