after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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