She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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