oh god the rape fog is back!
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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