what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
organizing the empties. That sober.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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