Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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